Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. So many books that she doesn’t have any clothes. She doesn’t own any dishes and eats her ramen off of vintage Hemingway novels. Date a girl who literally spends all her money on books and doesn’t live in a house and builds her house out of John Green novels and then uses her book’s shredded pages to brew tea because girls who drink tea are vastly superior to girls who do not. Date a girl who loves books. Date a girl that masturbates with book spines, whose high school yearbook quote was “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.” Date a girl who reads.
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I’ll go for cheese.
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
Happy birthday to me.
Anonymous asked: i see this a lot on tumblr. im gonna answer u all from a white perspective. minorities get less representation in media bc its actually fair. whites are 72% of the population, so we deserve more representation. asians 4% so only 4% of representation, and so forth. it wouldnt make much sense otherwise or be fair so its actually all in proportion. as for appropriation like rap and twerking, thats only to spread to a wider audience to enjoy and be well represented in it to. so its actually all fair
Y’all don’t deserve shit but the weak ass, bland ass food ya cook, ya wrinkly ass no-melatonin-havin-ass, age-in-dog-years-ass, greasy-ass-hair-havin ass, didn’t-believe-in-showering ass, caught-the-bubonic-plague ass, too-lazy-to-build-ya-own-country ass, so-you-enslaved-Africans-and-took-advantage-of-Native-Americans-then-killed-them-with-ya-damn-diseased-small-pox-havin asses, gluten-free ass, “I-fucking-hate-you-mom!”-ass, wet-dog-and-bologna-smelling asses, no-rhythm-havin asses, flip-flops-in-ALL-weather-wearin asses, mayo-eating asses.
That’s what you deserve, now put all the beautiful people on TV and get the fuck up out this inbox with this shit.
Lol I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!