(Source: staypozitive)

theniftyfifties:

I Love Lucy: Ethel and Lucy nose to nose

theniftyfifties:

I Love Lucy: Ethel and Lucy nose to nose

(Source: pinterest.com)

I just read a blog on the new SG that summed up perfectly how I felt about San Francisco while I was living there. I really thought it was going to be idyllic but I was mistaken. Most of the people I met there were cold and unforgiving. I can honestly say looking back that there are few people I miss from those days.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

zayphora:

mageof2spooky:

ambitiousbard:

kaji04:

priestess-of-butts:

smooligans:

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

Kill your double

zayphora:

mageof2spooky:

ambitiousbard:

kaji04:

priestess-of-butts:

smooligans:

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

Kill your double

(Source: zackfinfrock)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

The complete woman tears you to pieces when she loves you!
scarlettgarnet

redspolaroids:

ra-punk-zel:

she is fucking perfect

Dead.

Modified Molly Ringwald.

wafflesjr:

WATCH IT

lacigreen:

adorable graphic by Megan Gatts

genderphobia:

trill-la-kill:

m-muscle-chan:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

LMFAO RAIDEN

oh god

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"
"SHORYUKEN"

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"

"SHORYUKEN"

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

That whole thing is your name?

That whole thing is your name?