sardinedream:

🌵💉

sardinedream:

🌵💉

Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Heavenly tea #greenteatropical #mightyleaf

Heavenly tea #greenteatropical #mightyleaf

starwars:

This guy…

starwars:

This guy…

thereal1990s:

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

thereal1990s:

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)

Adventures in tea time #numiorganic #chocolateearlgrey #aromacoffee cup #Santafe

Adventures in tea time #numiorganic #chocolateearlgrey #aromacoffee cup #Santafe

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

(Source: sandandglass)

You didn’t make my life worse when you left, because you didn’t make it better when you arrived the first time. You were just a distraction I chose to get addicted to, and you know drugs never make your life better, it just takes you somewhere else for a while.

kevin-gendreau:

50 Favorite Films in no particular order #46 “Duck Soup” (1933)

"Hail, Hail Freedonia…"

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom